Can You Tell A Story In…

It’s time for your weekly five-word challenge! For this week’s challenge, can you tell a story in five words, using the word Camera in it somewhere?

Last week, your story needed to contain the word Date. You sent in some great stories. Here they are:

Christine Mallaband-Brown:

My date is waiting outside.

The date will be agreed.

Lovely date and walnut cake!

Set date and time now.

She said the date quickly.

International date line crossed yesterday.

Kissed on her first date.

Ritu:

Kids at Grandparents… Date night!

Surprise surprise, blind date’s weird!

Need a date for prom.

Mum’s date roll is delicious!

Date eaten. Fast broken. Phew!

Ruth Scribbles:

The blind date was doomed.

She loved eating dates everyday.

The date made her scream.

She cooked for her date.

Every day is a memorial date.

Dare to date your love.

Bonfires blaze on this date.

Sanandi-Jacq:

Date fixed. Minds concentrated. Unblocked.

Blindfold off. Date unexpectedly off.

Paul Mastaglio:

First date is a nightmare.

Second date is much better.

Third date. Get a room!

Simon Farnell:

Online dating? Not a chance!

Carbon dating proves it’s age.

I don’t date strange women.

Val Fish:

Was love at first date.

First date was the last.

Blind date disaster, never again…

Blind date was my ex!

I’m late, dates checked; Inconceivable!

Peter Wells:

Was that really a date?

Charles Norman:

You are not my date!

The date is wrong again!

Nice date, I just eat.

Sharon Harvey:

I’ve got a date tonight.

What’s the date today?

The date had a meaning.

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26 responses to “Can You Tell A Story In…”

  1. If cameras could talk… Snap!
    My iPhone is my camera.
    I carry my camera everywhere.
    Cameras capture important life events.
    “Lights! Camera! Action!” she said.
    Be aware of camera snapping.

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    1. Quick off the mark, as usual!

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  2. Light through pinhole. Camera born.
    Brownies? Cameras not chocolate cake!
    Obscure camera inverts reality. Snappy!

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    1. All three are great. Love that second one best though!

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  3. Hold it! Where’s my camera?

    I miss my proper camera

    My mind is my camera.

    Camera lens in sight… Paparazzi!

    Phone cameras create miracles… Snap chat!

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      1. Thanks Esther!

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  4. Court in camera, no pictures
    Cameras, shoot but don’t kill.

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  5. The camera obscura worked well.
    That camera is very old.
    They held it in camera.
    Action shot filmed on camera.
    Camera? is beer loving group?
    I lost my camera overboard!

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    1. A fab six! Thank you 🙂

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    Mr Paul L Mastaglio

    Hi

    Camera’s not working. It’s lying!

    Smile. You’re on candid camera!

    Lights, camera, action. Movie time!

    Paul Mastaglio

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    1. A super trio, Paul.

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  7. Hi there Esther, I don’t think I can sabotage this as much…

    My camera isn’t working!
    I watched my camera sink.
    Camera’s, camera’s, camera’s are everywhere!

    Have a great weekend 🙂

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    1. Thanks for these, Simon. You have a great one too 🙂

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      1. Always welcome Esther 😀

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    Valerie Fish

    The camera never lies – rumbled!
    Cameras: Big Brother’s watching you…
    Diana was never camera shy
    CCTV; Cameras watching every move…

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    1. A clever trio. Thanks, Val 🙂

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    2. Sorry – I can’t count! Quartet!

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  9. Camera chameleons clamber a cacophony.

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    1. Love the alliteration!

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      1. Too bad I had to stretch a few words. 🙂

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  10. My camera is watching me!

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    1. Poor you, Charles! Thank you for entering 🙂

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      1. My pleasure, Esther

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