Can You Tell A Story In…

It’s Thursday and time for a new five-word challenge. For this weekโ€™s challenge, can you tell a story in five words, using the word Milk in it somewhere?

Last week, your story needed to contain the word Lost. You sent in some brilliant stories. Here they are:

Kim Smyth:

Iโ€™m lost in a yarn.

Been lost before; it sucked!

Ritu:

School holidays. Lost my marbles.

Have you lost your mind?

Lost purse. Canโ€™t get home.

Canโ€™t lose weight because โ€“ chocolate!

Christine Mallaband-Brown:

Lost to the world, musing.

Lost cat, please come home!

Lost my heart, completely besotted.

Found, then lost it again.

I lost my hedgehog yesterday.

Have you lost your home?

Ring us for lost property.

Ruth Scribbles:

Iโ€™m lost in deep despair.

Lost not found, despairing anxiety.

Sheโ€™s lost in the zoo.

I lost a favorite earring.

I found my lost earring.

Paul Mastaglio:

Lost in space? Yeah, right!

Iโ€™m lost. Forgot Sat Nav.

Murray Clarke:

Lost my keys. Locked out.

Lost and found. Misplaced passport.

Lost: Gone, vanished, missing, mislaid.

Simon Farnell:

Iโ€™m lost in my mind.

โ€œGet Lost!โ€ I tell them.

Lost my Phone โ€“ I scream!

Sandandi-Jacq:

Aneurysm. Lost love. Sixth anniversary.

Cataloguing books. Lost in memories.

Lost in Venice. Gondola saviour.

Fossils lost in time unearthed.

Found. All is not lost.

Charles Norman:

I have lost my dream.

Have not lost my nightmares!

Val Fish:

Another baby lost; absolutely heart-breaking.

Lost four pounds; Chips tonight!

Lost phone, end of worldโ€ฆ

Bharul Chhatbar:

Lost written letters, found emails!

Lost in school memories, reunion.

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31 responses to “Can You Tell A Story In…”

  1. Baby crying. Milk is dry.

    Milk and turmeric. Golden cure

    It’s my birthday. Milking it!

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    1. Thanks Ritu. Hope the return to school went well!

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      1. The first two days are Inset, it training days, so cant complain! But still hectic!
        Thank you ๐Ÿฅฐ

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  2. Don’t milk that bull, stupid!

    I said yoghurt- not milk!

    Just milk, no sugar, thanks.

    The milk train is late.

    A face like sour milk.

    Milk chocolate? I prefer dark.

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    1. Wow! I thought ‘milk’ might be a more challenging one. You’ve come up with some super stories here!

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      1. Thank you! I enjoyed the challenge! X

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  3. Milk isn’t red. Oh God!

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    1. Hi, Alan. Thank you so much for taking part ๐Ÿ™‚

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      1. You’re welcome, Esther, thank you for taking the time to give us something so entertaining! Reckon Roal Dahl could have made some thing of my effort? I can hear that “Tales of The Unexpected” theme tune and see those tarot cards going round…

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      2. Now the music is going round my head too! Glad you enjoyed it ๐Ÿ™‚

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  4. I love coconut milk most!

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    Mr Paul L Mastaglio

    Milk? Just black for me.

    Udder on fire. Milk flowing.

    Milk for the cat. Meow!

    Paul Mastaglio ๐Ÿ˜€

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    1. A fabulous trio!

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  6. Hi there Esther, I hope you have a great weekend. Let’s see what havoc I can wreak here…

    Don’t cry over spilt milk.
    Milk and two sugars please.
    The Milky Way is enormous.

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    1. I like that last one and how you think outside the box ๐Ÿ™‚ Have a lovely weekend.

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      1. I like to think outside the box! ๐Ÿ™‚

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  7. Squab sucks milk. Pigeon breast.

    The Cat’s Whiskers – Milk Supreme.

    Sucking milk twins in bliss.

    Milk it for its worth.

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    1. You always bring something a little different. Great!

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  8. Don’t cry, but milk it.
    His face could sour milk.
    Milk all day? Sounds okay!

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    1. I love that second one! I’ve seen a few of those looks!

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      1. I may have given some of those looks.

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      2. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  9. Did milk precede the cows?
    Life sucks, milk just shakes.
    Milk shakes while life sucks.

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    1. These are great! Thank you ๐Ÿ™‚

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    Susan Wickham

    Hi there, Not quite sure how I post something on Milk? Thanks,

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    1. You just pop it in here, like your message, Susan ๐Ÿ™‚

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  11. I hate milk and yogurt
    I do like chocolate milk.

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    1. Very good, Tessa!

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    Margaret Henshaw

    Why cry over spilt milk?

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    1. Super, Margaret. Thanks ๐Ÿ™‚

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