Can You Tell A Story In…

For this week’s challenge, can you tell a story in five words, using the word biscuit in it somewhere?

I previously set you the challenge of writing a five-word story where one of the five words had to be phone. Here are your fabulous stories:

Ritu:

A phone ruined my life…

Mobile phone – friend or foe?

Phones – not just for calls!

Hugh Roberts:

My phone calls dead people.

A zombie ate my phone.

Phone me, or you’re dead.

Love on the phone. Tinder?

Chelsea Owens:

Best coverage plan? Sounds phone-y.

Bharul Chhatbar:

Rising phone, crashed our souls.

Phone eh…my shadow!

Mind rests in my phone.

Evolution of phone – technological slavery.

Roberta Writes:

My phone is my life.

Give me that phone now.

Paul Mastaglio:

“Mam! E.T’s on the phone.”

Valerie Fish:

Mobile phones on trains – Aargh!

JR:

Phone fossil unearthed. Plastic Era.

Tessa:

Smart phone? Smarter than me!

Sue Vincent:


You’ll have to phone her…

Geoff Le Pard:

‘He swallowed his phone.’
‘Again?’

Shawler:

‘Phone now!’

‘I’d rather die!’

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31 responses to “Can You Tell A Story In…”

  1. He eats biscuits for breakfast.

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  2. Biscuit chases squirrels every day.

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    1. And another! Thank you 🙂

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  3. Rich tea biscuits – good dunks.

    A gold biscuit – fortune made

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    1. These are both fabulous!

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      1. Thank you ❤️

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  4. Dead! Biscuit filling was poisonous.

    Chocolate-covered biscuit? I’m in Heaven!

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    1. Love that first one! Well, I love the second one too!

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    Paul Mastaglio

    Some more tea, Vicar? Biscuit?

    Biscuit is made for dunking.

    Crumbs. That takes the biscuit!

    Cheers Paul😁

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    1. These are great, especially that first one!

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  6. The boy stole a biscuit.
    Baking biscuits was her forte.

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    1. Two super stories 🙂

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  7. You like to give us a challenge…

    Life’s like a crumbly biscuit.
    The soggy biscuit dropped. Splash.
    The biscuits were beside themselves.
    Broken at he the bottom. Biscuits.

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    1. I certainly do! And you’ve risen to it well 🙂

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      1. I do my best to rise to every challenge 😀

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  8. Biscuit? No! Too many calories! 😃😃

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    1. Fabulous! I love it!

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  9. I loving baking biscuits! Yum. 😃

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  10. Biscuit broke tooth. Crooked smile.
    [True story. Happened two days ago! Ouch!]

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    1. Oh no! Poor you!

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  11. Baking biscuits earned her bread.
    Biscuits-Friend of young & old!
    Biscuit bites the best tongue!

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    1. Super! Thank you!

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    Valerie Fish

    Broken biscuits have no calories!

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    Valerie Fish

    Brexit? It takes the biscuit…

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    1. It certainly does!

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  14. Buttery biscuits, great for breakfast.
    Buttered biscuits, where’s the jam?
    Biscuits? The dog helped himself.

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    1. Super, Tessa 🙂

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        Tessa

        Thanks! Was making myself hungry LOL!

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