Mum sent Dad to the supermarket to buy some pork chops. Dad couldn’t find them so he thought it best to ask an assistant.
“Do you have any loin cloths?” he asked.
“Sorry, Tarzan, we don’t have any so you won’t be swinging through the trees tonight,” she quipped.
Dad then realised he may not have asked for loin chops as he’d thought…
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Esther Chilton 
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