Knickers!
Knickers is a funny word,
And long johns are just absurd,
Y-fronts is a silly name,
And briefs just sound really tame,
Thongs aren’t for the faint-hearted,
On strings, don’t get me started,
I don’t mind boxers one bit,
But bloomers take the biscuit,
I could give them names anew,
But good old knickers will do.
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