A lot of you certainly had fun with last week’s writing challenge, which was to write a ten-word story, using the words ‘bamboozled’, ‘banoffee’, ‘Horatio’, ‘afro’ and ‘twerk’. Scroll down to see the hilarious results below.
Now, onto this week’s challenge. This time there’s scope for you to write a longer story (a length of your own choosing) but it must feature the following words: ‘obstinate’, ‘lemon’, ‘diabolical’, ‘guzzling’ and ‘suave’.
As promised, here are last week’s entries:
Sacha Black kicks things off in style:
Horatio’s afro twerked its way to the bamboozled banoffee pie.
Keith Channing delights:
Horatio bamboozled me. His “Afro Banoffee” twerk was just amazing.
Jason Moody beat his record of 16 and managed a fabulous 17!:
1) Horatio, bamboozled after eating banoffee, gave his Afro a twerk.
2) “You twerk, Horatio?”
“Yes.”
“Well twerk my Afro!”
Bamboozled much?
3) “Can’t get my Afro twerk.”
Horatio, bamboozled. “Tried banoffee, perchance?”
4) Banoffee twerk classes. Horatio, bamboozled stroked his Afro. “Sounds good.”
5) Bamboozled Horatio and his Magic Afro twerk. Banoffee after show.
6) His magic Afro twerk bamboozled Horatio. So he ate Banoffee.
7) Horatio’s banoffee bamboozled judges. His Afro and twerk confounded them.
8) A bamboozled Horatio hated banoffee. His Afro and twerk? Adored!
9) Horatio’s banoffee bamboozled his stomach.“Twerk my Afro,” he proclaimed.
10) “Get twerk, Horatio. Bamboozled by banoffee?”
“No. My Afro, Malcolm.”
11) “It won’t twerk.”
“I know, Horatio. An Afro bamboozled banoffee!”
12) “Afro-Twerk, Horatio!”
“Why?”
“To win banoffee!”
“What? I’m bamboozled.”
13) Horatio did a twerk, bamboozled. His Afro was banoffee coloured.
14) Twerk. Horatio did. Bamboozled, he was. Banoffee eaten. Afro combed.
15) “Banoffee, with Afro, did a twerk?”
“Your bamboozled, Horatio?”
“Yes.”
16) “A bamboozled banoffe Afro followed you twerk?”
“Yes,” said Horatio.
17) Afro banoffee? Horatio did what he did when bamboozled. Twerk.
Geoff Le Pard always delivers a belter of an entry:
Bamboozled by the twerk, Horatio’s Afro ended in the banoffee.
It’s great to see Ula join in this week with two highly entertaining entries and one of them also uses one of last week’s words!:
1) Afro-wearing, twerking Horatio bamboozled the clerk; stole the banoffee pie.
2) The Afro banoffee twerk bamboozled poor Horatio into discombobulating contortions.
Esther Chilton 
Leave a reply to Steve Cancel reply