Things I’d love an editor to say…

Yesterday, I wrote about receiving a rejection and how rejection is something we have to accept as writers. I don’t know of any writer, whether he/she’s famous or not, who hasn’t had a piece of work rejected. Though, it doesn’t hurt to dream:

 

Things I’d Love an Editor to Say

 

 Please, please won’t you write for my magazine?

I’ll pay you a fortune to keep you keen,

For cash and copy you’ll not have long to wait,

I can give you a publication date.

 

There is no need to send an SAE,

I would never reject your work, you see,

You’ll always hear from me by return post,

For you are the writer I admire the most.

 

That J.K. Rowling has nothing on you,

Shakesphere and Dickens can both join the queue,

For you, it will be bestsellers galore,

Leaving your many fans begging for more.

 

I thought you needed me more than I you,

It just shows I no longer have a clue,

I’ll do anything for you, all for free,

When you make a mint, just remember me.

 

 

 

10 responses to “Things I’d love an editor to say…”

  1. Since your are in the industry, as Edward Bloom said to his son’s fiance, “Then you know!” Here’s a link to a list of 30 famous authors who were routinely rejected by publishers, agents, et. al.: http://www.examiner.com/article/30-famous-authors-whose-works-were-repeatedly-and-rudely-rejected-part-3/ Perhaps it will be an encouragement to someone.

    Rejection letters and notifications make for wonderful bathroom wallpaper, by the way.

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    1. Really enjoyed reading that. Highly interesting and makes us all feel much better!

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    2. Very interesting! Makes you see rejections in a new light. No matter how talented you are, your writing can’t be loved by everyone.

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      1. This is so true. I’ve especially seen it in regard to competition writing. What one judge loves, another will case aside. We all like different things.

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    Charles Norman

    Very good! You could try saying some of those things to me! (One of your students. ;-)). )

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    1. Hi Charles, looking forward to reading your latest assignment and if I’ll be saying those comments 😉

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  3. Haha! Don’t we all wish those editors would say all those things? 🙂

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    1. It would be great, wouldn’t it?!

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    1. Thank you for taking a look and your kind words 🙂

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