humour
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It’s that time of year when every bloke hopes his mother doesn’t knit/buy him the most hideous Christmas jumper in the world – yet again! As we count down the weeks to Christmas, I thought I’d try and find the most hideous Christmas jumper ever. I think I’m off to a good start:
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Well, that’s it, we’re into December and just when you thought advertisers and retailers couldn’t shove Christmas down your throat anymore, along come more ads featuring cringe-worthy Christmas compilations, tacky commercials showing off sickly supermarket spreads and plenty more to remind you that Aunt Edith really would love a new pair of mauve moccassin slippers…
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Homophone Headache! Yesterday in my writing exercise for you, I asked you to spot ten deliberate mistakes in a page of text. One of the mistakes was a homophone (aloud/allowed) where the words sound the same but have a different meaning. It’s so easy to type the wrong word but always look at the context…
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This would be my 17-year-old feline’s idea of kitty heaven!
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I laughed when I read this quote. It’s so true!: Shortest horror story in history: Tomorrow is Monday. Someone agrees:
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Alternatively, get a giant purse:
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After getting up at five am yesterday morning to go and watch my daughter in a swimming gala all day, I’m feeling a little grumpy today. Any of you share the feeling? Obviously someone does!
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I love amusing signs. Here’s one to make you smile:
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I don’t know about you but I just can’t seem to get going this week. A little bit like this fella: Hopefully by tomorrow, I’ll have a little more go in me:
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It was so nice to get away last week. Stresses and strains creep up on us all; I hadn’t realised how much I needed a break until I noticed mid-week that my shoulders weren’t up by ears anymore! If you’re feeling under pressure, here’s some tongue-in-cheek advice: