funny poems
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Good morning or afternoon, depending where you are. I hope you had a good weekend. Here’s your new limerick challenge. Your word is SPROUT Last week’s prompt was HISS. There were some entertaining limericks: Graeme Sandford: A snake in the grass liked to hiss, from Thurso right down to Liss; wherever he went, from Sutherland to…
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I hope this Monday finds you well. Here’s a fresh limerick challenge for you. Your word is HISS Last week’s prompt was CAST. There were some great limericks: Susan Batten: When Pete knew that his problem was cast, his obsession with fishing just passed. He’d tied knots in the reeds and lost weights in the weeds,…
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It’s a fresh week – let’s hope it’s a good one. Here’s your new limerick challenge. Your word is DIM Last week’s prompt was APPLE. You came up with some amusing and also poignant limericks: Nicola Daly: There once was a boy called stealthy Si Used to steal everyone’s apple pie ‘I know it’s wrong, So…
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Happy new week. I hope yours goes well. Here’s your Monday limerick challenge. Your word is BREAD Last week’s prompt was FOLLOW. You came up with some fun limericks: Nicola Daly: There once was a hunk called Apollo To the ends of the earth I promised to follow! Turns out he was a cad A real…
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Hi there. I hope you have a great week. Here’s your Monday limerick challenge. Your word is FOLLOW Last week’s prompt was CRAZY. You came up with some hilarious limericks: Nicola Daly: There once was a mouse called Maisie Everyone thought she was lazy in fact she lay in the hay And smoked dope all day…
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Happy Monday. Here’s a new limerick challenge for you. Your word is: CRAZY Last week’s prompt was BUILT. You came up with some super limericks: Nicola Daly: He spoke with a mesmerising lilt And his torso was sculpted and well-built And when he gave me a kiss It was the most utter bliss But then I…
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Happy new week. Here’s a new limerick challenge for you. Your word is: BUILT Last week’s prompt was SHOWER. You came up with some very good limericks: Nicola Daly: ‘Just sort out a power shower!’ Screamed Rapunzel for hour upon hour. ‘I’m so full of despair Can’t wash the conditioner from my hair, It’s too slippery…
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Happy Monday to you all. Here’s a new limerick challenge for you. Your word is: SHOWER Last week’s prompt was FUNNY. You came up with some super limericks: Nicola Daly: There once was a kangaroo Who was friends with a bear called Pooh She said, ‘It’s so funny That bears like honey But now I must…
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I hope you had a good weekend. It’s feeling very autumnal here in the UK. Here’s a new limerick challenge for you – your word is: FUNNY Last week’s prompt was WEIGH. You came up with some very good limericks: Kate In Cornwall: Try as they may, they could not make Kay say How many ounces…
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Happy Monday! Here’s a new limerick challenge for you – your word is: WEIGH Last week’s prompt was SPELL. You came up with some very clever limericks: Trent’s World: There once was a boy named Jerard Who tended to play too hard And when he fell He’d sit for a spell Then start again, what a…
Esther Chilton 