Esther Chilton

  • Funny Of The Week

    One of my students has provided my Funny of the Week this week. Enormous thanks to Sean Parker for this gem. Doesn’t look like they take too kindly to people who clear up anyone else’s dog’s mess other than their own!

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  • Bite Size Writing Tips

    Need an idea for a story? Think books and films Bookshelves and/or DVD racks are commonly found in our living rooms, featuring all manner of titles, e.g. ‘The Grudge’, ‘When Will There Be Good News?’, ‘Robin Hood’. Think about each title in turn and you should find all sorts of ideas for short stories, or…

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  • Guest Writer Spot

    This week’s Guest Writer is the fabulous Geoff Le Pard. Geoff has written several books, including novels, a memoir and short story collections. He has another entertaining collection of short stories coming out at the end of the month – Life in a Conversation, which is available to pre-order now. You’ll find a brilliant story…

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  • I Challenge You To…

    I’m enjoying reading about all the things that make you happy (my challenge set last week) so I’d like to give more of you the opportunity to tell me your happy thoughts, whether it’s a place, person, work, hobby…anything that makes you smile. ***

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  • Markets For Writers

    The Fish Publishing Flash Fiction Prize is open for entries. Here is some information for you: Word Limit: 300 Closing date: 28th February 2019 Entry Fee: €14 (€8 subsequent entries) Prizes: The ten winning stories will be published in the  FISH ANTHOLOGY 2019.    1st: €1,000 2nd: €300 3rd: Online Writing Course To find out more,…

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  • Funny Of The Week

    My ‘Funny of the Week‘ has been sent in by Steve Walsky. Many thanks to Steve for this sign seen at a salad bar. Mmm, sounds delicious!

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  • Bite Size Writing Tips

    If you’re writing something funny, don’t over-explain the humour. It’s very easy to feel as if you have to explain exactly why something is funny. You don’t. Keeping it brief and to the point will ensure the humour comes through. Too long and windy and the humour is lost. *** And here’s a tip from…

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  • A Lighter Look At Life

    While in a shop over the summer, I overheard a gentleman talking to one of the assistants. “Do you have a casserole?” he asked. The assistant looked a little puzzled for a moment before taking him over to the casserole dishes. “Well, one of those isn’t going to keep the sun off my head, is…

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  • I Challenge You To…

    My challenge for you this week is happiness. What makes you happy? Chocolate? Wine? Going on holiday? Making someone smile? I’d love to know. Limericks, poems, stories and anecdotes gratefully received. I invited you to let rip last week and to rant about anything and everything. Here are a few of your rants: George Roseby:…

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  • Markets For Writers

    Do you enjoy writing dialogue? Then give the Writing Magazine dialogue-only competition a go. Here is some more information for you: 1st prize: £200 and publication in Writing Magazine 2nd prize: £50 and publication in Competition Showcase Entry Fees: £6, £4 for subscribers Closing date: 15th February 2019 Word limit: Between 1500 – 1700 A…

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