It’s a week to go until the big day, so this time you have two weeks to get your stories in.
Can you tell a story in 100 words using the following words in it somewhere:
- ARMOUR
- FIDGET
- NATIVITY
- TAMBOURINE
- GLOSS
- WINDSURF
- SPELLING
- BUN
- PYJAMAS
- LIGHTNING
Last week’s challenge was to write a story in 31 words using the following three words in it somewhere:
- CHIMNEY
- SPARKLE
- NAUGHTY
Here are your Christmassy stories:
Christmas Without Santa
Santa had been naughty and was locked in the coal cellar. Mrs Clause called the reindeer and off they went.
This Christmas an alluring sparkle lingered around every chimney they visited.
Nicola Daly:
‘Why are you on the naughty step?’
‘Mummy said the chimney needed sweeping for Santa, so I thought I’d help. Only I used her best hairbrush – the one with pink sparkles.’
Christmas Eve Confessional
I know what I did means I’m a naughty boy, but I lost my sparkle ages ago, so I’ll take full credit for the barbed wire I put in the chimney.
The naughty little elf thought is would be funny to add sparkle to Santa’s shimmy down the chimney. A well placed firework not only didn’t bring sparkle it brought the police.
Rall:
naughty little bugger
hiding marbles under the holly leaves
at the bottom of the chimney
to trip santa up
honestly kids these days
just sparkle with wickedness
must be the social media
When an old friend asks you to help, you help!
With a sparkle he landed on the roof and slid down the chimney. His dirty fur and long teeth made the children cry: “We weren’t naughty!!
Bunny hated his temp job.
She stood there with a sparkle in her eyes and a naughty look on her face. Shame I was stuck upside down in her chimney with just a Christmas hat on.
Santa was covered in glitter. Sparkles in his beard told Mrs. Claus he had been naughty while delivering presents, the lack of soot told her he hadn’t been down any chimneys.
Susan Batten:
Santa’s Bag
Santa came back from the Reindeer Depot with three new sleigh-members: Chimney was immensely tall, Sparkle was a nervous wreck and Naughty – well, Naughty might have been a mistake.
Squirreljan:
I’ve been a naughty girl. I only wanted to see Santa coming down the chimney by lighting a sparkler. It’s not my fault his hat caught on fire. Stupid furry bobble.
Santa had been naughty and eaten too many mince pies.
His eyes sparkled in his denial but when he got stuck in a chimney, the fire brigade had to free him!
Murray Clarke:
Sparkling snow blanketed the village as Father Christmas climbed up the ladder, onto the roof, and down the chimney. He feared that some of the naughty children would not be asleep.
No, Virginia, it was Your Dad
Half asleep under the sparkled lights of their tree, Virginia swears she heard Santa come down the chimney saying Mommy was naughty! With one eye open she saw Mommy Schtupping Santa!
Santa climbed down the Chimney the air Sparkled with magic dust.. But the Naughty elves decided to play a trick. With Santa gone they changed the dust into sooty boot prints!
Stay Out of My Chimney
Faintly the musak played, ‘Gonna find out who’s naughty or nice.’ Hmm, how? That’s rather disturbing, as I made my way to the sparkling fireplace with an Elf climbing the chimney.
Sparkle in the eyes
Naughty chimney-sweeper
Unwrapped, entrapped, tickled, slapped
This one is a keeper
Arrived December twenty-five
Didn’t need the doors
Ain’t no saint, this Nicholas
Is he Santa Claus?
Silver Belle
Kris loved the costume’s sparkle. True, she had done some naughty pole dancing for her boyfriend. But why ask her to shimmy down a cardboard chimney for the company Christmas party?
The Christmas Child
Morissa studied a star sparkle above the chimneys along her street and wondered if the Christmas Child was ever naughty. She decided he’d have to so he could fully understand “forgiveness”.
The elves danced around the pastry kitchen in the moonlight. Giggling, they tossed naughty sprinkle dust on the sweets. Then off they went, up the chimney to cause more holiday chaos.
The naughty boy cleaned the chimney to a sparkle. But I don’t know what he used because after two days the chimney stopped working all together.
A major perfume company designed a bottle to look like a red brick chimney. The holiday scents were available in light floral, with glitter, called Sparkle, and musk/cinnamon scent, called Naughty.
Like a good deed in a naughty world, the chimney rose against the moonlit sparkle of the snowy waste, signaling shelter and the faintest hope as the storm pressed closer.
At midnight, a sparkle betrayed the naughty raccoon climbing the chimney, who paused, grinned, and delivered stolen cookies back to the laughing children downstairs, as snow fell softly outside tonight alone.
“Going to be naughty?” Susan queried, moving closer to him on the couch. Her eyes were a green sparkle he loved. “Got a stocking?”, looking to one hung on the chimney.
Santa claus comes down the chimney on Christmas Eve to leave presents for those who have not been naughty.
His gifts to them, really make the good little kids eyes sparkle!
The naughty elves threw pixie dust on the hearth and when Santa came down the chimney, he had a fright .He thought the fire was still in as it was sparkling.
The chimney was the first part of the house to cave in. He enjoyed watching old houses sparkle and blaze. No point in being naughty unless you loved what you did.
Mrs Claus Sees Red
“Santa’s hiding behind his chippie’s chimney again.
He’s been such a naughty boy;
she can’t keep her hands off
his tight red sparkle pants.
Far as I’m concerned, he’s all hers!”
down that flue
to be next to yule tree
chimnet sooted him fine
elfin st nick
dirty naughty tricks
toys sparkle
merry season tis the reason!
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Esther Chilton 
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