Can You Tell A Story In…

I hope you’ve had a good week so far. One more day until the weekend. Here’s a new story challenge for you.

Can you tell a story in 18 words using the following words in it somewhere:

  • GOBBLEDEGOOK
  • CHAIRMAN
  • SALE

Last week’s challenge was to write a story in 38 words using the following words in it somewhere:

  • OPERATION
  • ATTRACT
  • VANILLA
  • PRAM
  • QUACK

Here are your fabulous stories:

Sarah W:

Smuggling the pram wheels past Vera without attracting attention was a delicate operation. But they made a splendid go-kart. Vanilla choc-ice in one hand, David sped towards the pond, crashing amidst a flurry of feathers and indignant quacks.

Trent’s World:

Since the operation Marge thinks she’s British.  You know, lorry, not truck; pram not baby-carriage.  To not attract attention to this peculiarity, when she talks I loudly quack or shout “Vanilla Wafers!”  Now I’m scheduled for that operation…

Nicola Daly:

It was to be a delicate operation: Dodgy Dave would quack like a duck to attract the attention of that virtuous goody-two-shoes, Verity Vanilla, whilst Lily Lightfingers stuffed the swag into the pram. What could possibly go wrong?

L Wie:

The big attraction of icy seductions

Operation “Vanilla” started when grandma left to see her quack. They took some pocket money, put their little brother in his pram and headed off to the ice cream parlor. “Just attract no attention!” Jules told his sister.

Kim Smyth:

The doctor pushed the pram exuberantly towards the park while sipping a vanilla pineapple milkshake. His twins were the bait to attract a mate before the apocalypse came. Too bad the doctor was a quack. One never came.

Tao Talk:

Super cookies

After Dr. Quack’s brain operation on me, I smell vanilla on full moons. I attracted Harry on a midnight walk and imagined sugar cookies as he bit me. Now, on certain days, we keep the pram canopy closed.

Ann Edall-Robson:

Operation Quack, was used to attract the prize ducks from the pond. When vanilla beans didn’t worked, the pram was loaded with breadcrumbs. The poachers sat quietly, waiting for the Drake to come and dine inside their trap. 

Frank Hubney:

Operation Vanilla wasn’t supposed to attract attention.

Unfortunately, they hired a quack to pull it off.

Even the baby in the pram noticed.

Christopher Farley:

The man stood on his soapbox, gesticulating with his top-hat at the nearby pram, full of vanilla fudge cake.

‘Leave it, Albert. The man’s just a common quack. He couldn’t attract for a haircut, let alone an operation.’

Lisa A Paul:

At the park, I pushed the baby in the pram, and sprayed vanilla water on us to stop attracting bugs. Maneuvering the buggy around the ducks was a major operation. The baby laughed at them, and tried to quack.

Teleportingweena:

Shhh! This secret operation is on a need to know basis. Here’s the deal – buy 38 vanilla candles, put them in a pram to attract the subject. Shhh! Here he comes now! Quack Quack! Ah-hah gotcha you silly duck!

Squirreljan:

Snoopy was pushing Daisy in a pram, both disguised as ducks. As they headed towards the ice-cream van, he quacked, “Rum and Raisin?”

She quacked back, “It’s Operation Vanilla, you twit. Keep it plain or we’ll attract attention.”

Snoopy Dog and Daisy Dollops are my two rescue dogs. They would do anything for an ice-cream and they love being in my ‘stories’. They told me so!

Christine Mallaband-Brown:

Vanilla ice-cream always attracts my attention. The operation of the ice-cream machine twisting the milky substance into the waiting cone. Watching mums give their children the sticky treat dripping into prams. Ducks quack as they eat the wafers..

Graeme Sandford:

“What kind of an operation is this?”

“A quack and a charlatan – the worst kind.”

“Is that cologne?”

“No, Vanilla essence, I’m economising.”

“It’s so alluring, I’m finding you… attractive.”

“Will I need a pram?”

“No, I’m covered.”

Murray Clarke:

Doctor Skelington was a vanilla kind of a quack who, after performing a dodgy operation on a newly-born baby in its pram, was soon to attract a great deal of unwanted attention from other doctors in his profession.

Therapy Bits:

Vanilla skies softened the hospital’s harsh lights. Outside, a duck gave a solitary quack beside a forgotten pram. The operation was successful, but her smile—small, unsure—seemed to attract more hope than the sunrise ever could.

My Mind Mappings:

In a covert operation, the detective wore a duck costume, quacked loudly, and handed out vanilla candies to young kids near the park’s pram parking area. His mission: attract and apprehend the leader of a baby snatching ring.

John W. Howell:

“Listen up. Operation PRAM* will begin at 06:30. We will be wearing vanilla scent so’s not to attract the attention of the guard dogs. The pass code is ‘duck’ and the co sign’s ‘quack.’ Everyone got that? Now get some shuteye and good hunting.”

*Proceed Right After Me.

Pensititivy101:

“Operation Quack” was strictly top secret so as not to attract attention.
Vanilla pods were used to tempt the ducklings out of the nest, then gently gathered up and taken to safety with their mother in a pram.

Musingsbydoddzilla:

Not the man for the job

“This is an extremely complex operation.” He said, his voice dripping with contempt.  “To succeed will take technique and skill, finesse and flair, all of which you, so clearly vanilla, lack. Go back into your pram, you amateur.”

Writing and Art:

In their operation, the cons used a pram to attract attention to the cute baby, while they stole orchid Vanilla Planifolia cured pods. They were quacks who made alternative remedies to feed fantasies of desperados. They got away.

Gypsie’s Wonderful World of Words:

Operation Quack was in place, the team at the ready. The baited pram expertly modified to attract any vanilla, non-chocolate perpetrators within. This sting was set and would work, this time. Investigator Donald blew his duck whistle.

“Go!”

Treehugger:

As Betty pushed the pram along the riverside path, a sudden quack startled her and she dropped her vanilla ice cream. The operation to attract the duck with the lettuce from her shopping bag, made the baby giggle.

The Elephant’s Trunk:

A young woman needed an expensive operation. She filled her baby’s pram with vanilla-scented flowers to sell, hoping to make money to pay the quack doctor. Sadly, all she did was attract the police who shooed her away.

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52 responses to “Can You Tell A Story In…”

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  2. Chairman Gobbledegook put the company up for sale.

    “But why would you do that!?”

    “Gobble, gobble, gobble.”

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    1. Great reply! 😆

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  3. Bonjour Esther,

    The chairman spoke gobbledegook at the sale,
    Words swirling like smoke—no truth, just profit’s pale tale.

    Bonne journée.
    Tony

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    1. J’adore les rimes. Bonne soirée !

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      1. Bonne soirée Esther.

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    ‘Who’s spouting this nonsense?’
    ‘Severus Sale – Chairman of the Gobbledegook Society.’
    ‘Oh. I thought it was a politician.’

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    1. Clever and funny 😊

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  6. Chairman of “Gobbledegook” announced record sales figures.

    Trump had bought the ideas to use as his main policies!

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    1. That’s an apt name for him!

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  7. I enjoyed these a lot!

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    1. I’m so glad you did 😊

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  8. When gobbledegook goes on sale, the chairman hides under his desk because the crazies come out in droves.

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    1. That’s so funny 😂

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  9. Thank you, Esther. You come up with some great challenges!

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  11. The chairman spoke such gobbledegook that when he wanted a sale we took him to the boating lake.

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    1. That’s a witty tale, Chris 😊

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  12. The chairman rose to comment on the charity sale. After some gobbledegook he face planted the rubber chicken.

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    1. That made burst out laughing. Thank you, John 😄

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      1. Always a good thing, Esther

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  13. After 20 minutes of corporate gobbledygook, the attendees had dozed off, so the sleazy chairman announced the sale

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    1. That’s clever. Thank you for that, Sarah.

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    1. You’ve done well with the words. Hope you enjoyed it 😊

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  15. The flustered Chairman bellowed to all. Get that Gobbledegook off the wall for tomorrow’s Founder’s Day Summer Sale.

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    1. Very clever. That works well 😊

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      1. Thanks Esther.

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    1. Thank you for joining in with my challenge and you did great on all of the challenges 💗

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  16. “Remember that gobbledygook that Sharon poured into a pan and served at the bake sale”, the chairman asked.

    The rest of the story that I couldn’t include-it won!

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    1. Thank you for letting me know the ending! Fab 💗

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    1. Your response is so clever 😊

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    Chairman Bighead for sale – £2 ONO, but no takers yet. He needs to stop talking constant gobbledegook.

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    1. That’s really funny and clever 🥰

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    1. That’s just soooo good, Nancy 😍

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  22. Our chairman always talked gobbledegook, the key to his success. My straight talking never secured even one sale.

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    1. I’ll have to try that 😂

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  23. “Gobbledegook sale on nooowww…” The advertising chairman sang the sales jingle using the catchy Chim Chim Cheree tune.

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    1. That’s priceless! I’d love to hear that 😂

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