Happy Monday, everyone! I hope you had a great weekend and here’s to a good week.
Your new limerick challenge is:
DRAMA
Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word VOTE in it somewhere. You produced some highly entertaining limericks:
A lesson that I learned by rote:
You have to get out there and vote.
Just go, make your mark
Use your bite, not your bark
Or be ruled by some useless old scrote goat!
The choices aren’t always great
Campaigns of slander full of hate
But if you don’t vote to chose
You will always lose
Letting others decide your fate.
The Batchelor and others are silly
I’d rather watch stuff like “Free Willy”
My hubby grabs a remote
Now I’ve lost my vote
Did you know golf was so hilly?
I have an idea that might float
And propose it be put to a vote
That we burn every bra
And just be who we are
Then likewise the tie and the coat.
If one thing would get my dad’s goat
It was if I failed to vote.
But all politicians
Give me conniptions
As it just causes their egos to bloat.
I live somewhere quite remote,
With my geese, chickens and a frisky goat.
I must make a stand
To preserve this beautiful land.
And canvass a community vote.
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Esther Chilton 
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