I hope you all had a great weekend. Here’s to a productive week 😄
Your new limerick challenge is as follows:
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Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word BUTTER in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces:
Butter on turnips butter on swede
Makes them taste good, a real treat
But butter on chocolate
Butter on a flat white
Aren’t the yummiest things to eat!
Terry was the best scientist to be found
But most experiments ended with a frown
Try as might be
We would always see
That the toast landed butter side down.
Her heartbeat was all such a flutter
With a fridge that was always a clutter
Down on her knees
Searching for cheese
When all to be found was just butter.
Mashie Nibblick despaired of his putter
Which caused him to constantly mutter,
‘It’s a pain in the arse,
Now the greens are so fast,
So I’ve covered its head in fresh butter.’
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Miss Bull was all of a flutter
When Daisy called her a nutter.
‘If she tries to shush me,
Or hush me or push me,
I’ll have no choice but to butt her.’
Bony Tony was oft heard to utter,
‘Give me toast topped with peanut butter!’
‘Smooth or crunchy?’
‘Oh! Crunchy is munchy,
And smooth makes me choke and splutter.’
Linking People 2003:
Butter is made by mechanical means,
Cheese by chemical means!
Better to add honey of bee,
Health beneficial Milk Oil, Ghee,
Made by thermal means!
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Esther Chilton 
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