Laughing Along With A Limerick

I hope you all had a good weekend. Here’s to a great week 😄

Your new limerick challenge is as follows:

SMILE

Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word GAME in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces:

Keith Channing:

I lost at my favourite game

My team said that I was to blame

I tried a new tactic

Twas anticlimactic

And turned out exactly the same.

Kim Smyth:

My son just loves to play games

However, they all look the same

All the fighting and killing

I’d rather be chilling

With some that make me use my brain!

Christine Mallaband-Brown:

My hubby wants a video game

Something that has a train

He’s never played

A console made

To run on a computer brain!

Trent’s World:

The man with the Hollywood mug

Pulled out my political rug

With no reason why

He endorsed the other guy

And gave a game-changing plug

TanGental:

When Eleanor Elegant sought her fame

Instead she found undying shame.

Her many critics took delight

In describing her as ‘quite the sight’

Less ‘on the up’ more ‘on the game’.

When our first was born we played a game

To conjure up the perfect name.

The registrar, being deaf,

Thought I’d said ‘call him Geoff’

For which, of course I now bear the blame.

Lance Greenfield:

Tony’s game was chess in the nude.

He challenged his girlfriend, young Jude.

But, when told his date,

That he was ready to mate,

His meaning was quite misconstrued.

The wonderful Ruth Scribbles has used four prompts in one go!:

May 2023
DUMB
GLOVE
STEAL
SNEEZE

Dumbo put on a new glove

He had to steal for his love

He started to sneeze

And began to wheeze

He startled a bevy of doves

June 2023
GAME
BAND
SHOCK
STEW

She only played first* in the game

The band, it was really quite lame

But what a big shock

Guests stewed, then threw blocks

Then ran out, and screamed, “What a shame.”

*first base

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20 responses to “Laughing Along With A Limerick”

  1. I don’t think Bobby’s very bright
    Or perhaps his hat is just too tight
    He seemed glad
    When things got bad
    And smiled when he lost the fight
    *
    Sad Lisa (*) tried a new way
    She forced a smile every day
    What started blue
    Soon turned true
    Now Happy Lisa is so gay(**)
    (* – Sad Lisa is a song by Cat Stevens)
    (* – the original meaning of the word – I never asked her about her sexual orientation)

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    1. Two terrific limericks. Loved the second with the use of the song 😊

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      1. Thanks, Esther

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  2. Smile if your heart is breaking
    Grin if the house is quaking
    Just don’t be sad
    If things are bad
    Life goes on, the mickey taking!

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    1. Doesn’t it just! Very good, Christine 😊

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  3. This hunk Tom had a killer smile
    He turned heads, but not for his style
    He slayed the girls
    With charm and those pearls
    And that grin was as wide as a mile!

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    1. A belter! Thanks, Kim 😊

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      1. Did you guess the Tom I was referring to? 😁

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      2. My thinking is Tom Cruise.

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  4. […] Laughing Along with a Limerick: Smile […]

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  5. A professional model of style
    Took a dare to go nude for a while
    So that everyone knows
    It is not about clothes
    When all that you wear is your smile

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    1. Very entertaining! Thank you 😆

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  6. Geoff Avatar
    Geoff

    When I am asked to compile
    Three things that make me smile,
    Sport is a must
    Friends you can trust,
    And farts, both loud and fissile…

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    1. You just couldn’t resist, could you?!

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  7. There was a young lady from Fylde
    Who melted men’s hearts when she smiled.
    She’d blow them a kiss,
    Then she’d bite them and hiss.
    Sly Susie was deadly and wild.

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    1. She certainly was! 😆

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