It’s almost Friday, and that means five-word story time. Your new word this week is:
SCREAM
So can you tell a story in five words using the word SCREAM in it somewhere?
As I mentioned on Monday, I’m recovering from an operation, so I may have missed any last minute ‘toilet’ stories. Apologies if that’s the case. I’ll print them when I’m back blogging.
Your word last week was TOILET. Here are your TOILET stories:
Our RV toilet foot flushes.
Toilet wet wipes AREN’T flushable.
Toilet paper and soap, shopping.
Toil et mange tout? Weird.
Cats need a toilet tray.
Loos, toilets, bathrooms, all plumbed.
Thomas Crapper designed flushing toilet.
Where he’s been… toilet isolated.
All my ideas: down the toilet…
The toilet – common man’s throne.
Toilet training puppy takes perseverance.
Gender-neutral toilets not for me.
Toilet visits getting too frequent!
Toilet humour just isn’t funny.
Camping, I miss my toilet.
London toilet to let: £650pw.
Professional porcelain technician cleans toilets.
Thunderboxes are Army field toilets.
There’s no ‘P’ in ‘TOILET’.
Toilet bowl looms. Death ensues.
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Esther Chilton 
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