Laughing Along With A Limerick

Hereโ€™s your Monday smile โ€“ itโ€™s limerick time. Send in your own or hereโ€™s a prompt for you โ€“

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Here are a few limericks to make you smile this Monday. The prompt last week was FAME.

Keith Channing:

Some ministers may be quite lame,

But it isnโ€™t just they whoโ€™re to blame.

Their confidence beaten

By four years in Eton,

They now craves their moment of fame.

Christine Mallaband-Brown:

Fame, Iโ€™m going to live forever

You should remember my name

I almost got a world record

In eating mince pies abroad

OK I guess thatโ€™s really lame!

Ritu:

The boy, he went out of his mind

Due to fame, of the infamous kind

Tiktok video went viral

Now heโ€™s in denial

And all cos he didnโ€™t want to get left behind.

Paul Mastaglio:

If you found fame

Nothing would be the same

You might get a big heed

Certain friends you wouldnโ€™t need

You might even change your name!

Kim Smyth:

There once was a woman of fame

Who walked with a limp; kinda lame

She went to the doc

And for a pretty buck

He repaired it and now sheโ€™s the same!

Sarian Lady:

There once was a man who did claim,

That heโ€™d reached heights of fortune and fame.

He wasnโ€™t on T.V. or Radio.

Silver Screen was just a no, go.

Turned out he’s a pantomine Dame.

Linking People 2003:

Writing is one of the easiest ways to fame.

But, itโ€™s not so easy game,

Without learning and perfecting the art.

Have to be smart.

So, pen down something today to aim.

Sharon Tingle:

Modelling was his chance to fame

Been at it like a moth to a flame.

Spent a fortune for his debut

But on D-day his dream feel through;

The mother of all zits sabotaged his acclaim!

Jael Stevens:

Do you suppose I seek Janus-faced fame

Bright-lights-and-bannersโ€™ mercurial acclaim

No, I donโ€™t need the wow-crowds pressure

Why strive for unsteady gig, a soul-thresherโ€ฆ

In Lambโ€™s Book of Life, God already penned my name.

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24 responses to “Laughing Along With A Limerick”

  1. It’s hard to explain how I feel
    About cooking a high-protein meal.
    I don’t enjoy turkey
    And I cant stand beef jerky
    So I guess it’ll have to be veal.

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    1. You do always make me smile. Thanks, Keith ๐Ÿ˜„

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  2. I went for a meal that was thai
    A delicious and hot stir fry
    With king prawns and mussels
    In all kinds of vessels
    Enjoyed that great food, did I.

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    1. You never fail to raise a smile ๐Ÿ˜€

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      1. Cool, I should take up comedy xxx

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  3. There once was a boy named Brad
    Who did things very very bad
    He’d lie cheat and steal
    To get a free meal
    But he was rich, which is so sad

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    1. That’s really clever. I like it. Thank you.

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  4. PAUL LIAM MASTAGLIO Avatar
    PAUL LIAM MASTAGLIO

    Nothing could be finer
    When going to the diner
    Taking out a meal
    Might offer some appeal
    Nothing could be kinder.

    Cheers Paul ๐Ÿ˜

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    1. Great. Thanks, Paul ๐Ÿ˜Š

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  5. A young lad who came from Deal
    Took his beloved out for a meal
    A three-course dinner
    He was onto a winner
    Until she told him to get real

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      1. Lol, thanks!!!

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  6. Linkingpeople2003 Avatar
    Linkingpeople2003

    GLASS of water before a meal,
    Better digestion it will reveal.
    Longer gap between dinner and breakfast encourages autophagy,
    It can be slowing aging process strategy.
    But, most importantly live with smile and zeal!

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    1. Super! Thank you.

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  7. Jael Stevens Avatar
    Jael Stevens

    This is a perfect prompt word! I’ve had a humorous “pandemic/sheltering at home eating schedule” in mind…I just have to see if I can work it into a more or less proper Limerick form ๐Ÿ™‚

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    1. Interesting! I look forward to it ๐Ÿ˜€

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  8. Jael Stevens Avatar
    Jael Stevens

    Oh gosh, I just saw the McDonald’s “funny”–so true, no age limit on a “happy” meal, haha! MORE FRIES, Please!

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    1. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  9. sarianladyaolcom Avatar
    sarianladyaolcom

    When I eat a big meal,
    I’ll tell how I feel,
    All bloated and sleepy.
    Is that a bit freaky?
    But it has a strong appeal.

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    1. Very good! Thank you ๐Ÿ˜€

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  10. Sharon Tingle Avatar
    Sharon Tingle

    I wish I had the skill
    To make each meal a single pill
    No more cooking ever
    Just to pop a meal; how clever!
    Super slim me I ‘d be just eating my fill.

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