Laughing Along With A Limerick

Here’s your Monday smile – it’s limerick time. Send in your own or here’s a prompt for you –

GUEST

Here are a few limericks to make you smile this Monday. The prompt was LOOK from a few weeks ago.

Keith Channing:

It really is not a good look

To be too absorbed in your book

You think you’re so cool

Yet you act like a fool

Beware, no excuses I’ll brook.

So, look and enjoy, by all means

Imagine you’re still in your teens

Enjoy graduation

Then book a vacation

To Hong Kong or the Philippines.

And while you’re enjoying your break

Don’t forget your best-seller to take

Just don’t look astounded

If you are surrounded

By people who think you’re a fake.

Trent’s World:

There once was a girl named Pam

Whose look was sure to damn

My, oh my

When she gave the evil eye

It hit hit you with a BAM!

I once tried a new look

I found on the cover of a book

As all could see

It wasn’t right for me

So I was sadly mistook.

Christine Mallaband-brown:

Just look at the state of my hair!

This lockdowns been really unfair

My mane has extended

Far more than intended

From the top to the foot of the stairs!

Paul Mastaglio:

At this, I had a good look

I long time, I took

I sat and thought

And came up with nought

So went back to my book.

Kim Smyth:

Once I decided to look

At a cover of another’s new book

The colors so bright

The title a delight,

Yet, the story I very much mistook!

Ritu:

“Tonight, dear, I’m going to cook!”

“Dear God, I can barely look!

It’s going to be messy

But I can’t get too stressy,

At least he’s using a cook book!”

Zack and Zelda:

When you wake each day, where do you look?

Shamble toward kitchen for something to cook?

For true weather picture, outside your window…

Or dare peek in mirror—oh, what will it show?!

As God’s light reflects best, I seek grace in His Good Book.

Val Fish:

It was love at first sight for us two

All it took was one look and we knew

I met my Mr Right

That memorable night

And tomorrow we’re saying ‘I Do’.

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25 responses to “Laughing Along With A Limerick”

  1. I really must get off my chest
    The terror that follows ‘be our guest’
    In my wardrobe, I stare
    Wondering what i should wear
    The diamanté or the sequined string vest?

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    1. Decisions, decisions… 🤣

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    Paul Mastaglio

    Bob was at his best
    When he didn’t wear a vest
    He was off to see Hugh
    Who was having a bit of a do
    But he’s the one and only guest.

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  3. The haunted house had a fun fest
    For a scary place, it was the best
    Mary stopped in
    For a nip of gin
    And now she’s a permanent guest
    *
    I once had a guest for dinner
    I never took her as a sinner
    But when supper was done
    She expected some fun
    Boy, that night was a winner!

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      1. Thanks! Hope you got a chuckle 🙂

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      2. I certainly did!

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  4. Oh look – five letters.
    You know what that means, don’t you?
    An acrostic!

    Good friends never invite a guest
    Unless it’s at “someone’s” behest.
    Each time I appear
    Some things turn out queer –
    The whole blooming house is possessed!

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    1. I knew you’d like the 5 letters!

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  5. I was a guest at a house
    Where they made a pet of a mouse
    It skittered and jumped
    And my heart really pumped
    For the rodent was really a….
    Rat!

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  6. Some great look limericks, Esther.

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  7. It always feels like a test
    To have to host a guest
    I need to wash and clean
    So my house is fit to be seen
    Only after do I get to rest

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    1. Great! Thanks, Robbie.

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  8. ”Dear God, Onslow, cover that vest!
    Can you not see we’re entertaining a guest?
    You’ll upset the vicar
    And his dodgy ticker
    If you don’t go and put on your best!”

    Hyacinth Bucket’s finest!

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    1. I loved that show!

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  9. Here’s a limerick written for jest
    Just a rhyme to keep readers impressed
    With its jaunty display
    It has little to say
    If you want to join in – be my guest!

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  10. So here is a rather small request
    In case I am blessed with a guest
    Don’t mind the mess
    I’m managing my stress
    Hey! Don’t complain, at least I am dressed!!

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    1. Great. Thank you 🙂

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