It’s Monday morning once again and limerick time! Send in your own or here’s a prompt for you –
MOON
Here are a few limericks to make you smile this Monday. The prompt was LOOK:
The redoubtable captain named Cook
Thought Canada well worth a look
At great risk of failure
He sailed to Australia
That’s what ended up in a book.
A doctor called Frederick Lee
Tried sex at his desk with nurse Fi.
It wasn’t successful
And rather too stressful
Till she dressed in her full PPE.
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George was a confident chap
Who’d woo nurses with banter and chat
Till one Thursday Louise
Made George’s blood freeze
When she told him she’d give him the clap.
Paul Mastaglio:
Just one look,
That’s all it took,
And I was smitten,
Now got myself a kitten,
That’s okay in my book.
There once was a very naughty book
That had a most intriguing hook
The photo on front
Was truly quite blunt
Enticing everyone to look
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The woman had a look that could kill
If the intention of her glance was ill
But once in a while
She would wink and smile
Which they say was quite a thrill.
Watch out for the train, said the bear.
To her cub, who didn’t know it was there.
You may not see it coming,
When you are out running,
Be safe, – your hi-viz you should wear!
He sat at the glass, drank his tea
He waited, you see, to see she.
Surprised, then, was he
When she said to cease:
From her lawyer, a letter, received.
There once was a book worth a look
The page-turner had every hook
Language so easy
Made reading quite breezy
A catchy title was all that it took!
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Esther Chilton 
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