Here are a few brilliant limericks sent in to cheer you up this Monday morning. Enjoy.
Trish lived in a town most seedy
Where every person was needy
They had no soap
Or very much hope
And a full dinner was called greedy.
There was a greedy girl name Tam
Who ate only candy and ham
No veggies were had
So her health was bad
But she just didn’t give a damn.
Admit it. You’re constantly needy
Your thoughts are consistently seedy
So stop getting fresh
Your desires for the flesh
Are gross. And essentially greedy.
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Esther Chilton 
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