Can You Tell A Story In…

For this week’s challenge, can you tell a story in five words, using the word aliens in it somewhere?

Last week’s challenge was to write a five-word story where one of the five words had to be flabbergasted. Here are your clever stories:

Keto For Beginners:

Two pounds gone? I’m flabbergasted!!

Sanandi-jacq:

May resignation. Dumbfounded. Flabbergasted. Gobsmacked!

Flabbergasted, upside down she toppled.

Flibbertigibbet flabbergasted by flying fox.

Ruth Scribbles:

Flabbergasted, he screamed many obscenities.

Roberta Writes:

I’m flabbergasted by his laziness.

I’m flabbergasted by apathy to poverty.

The gun shot flabbergasted him.

Paul L Mastaglio:

Won the lottery. I’m flabbergasted!

Ellen Best:

Flabbergasted by grandson’s tumeric poop!

Flabbergasted by kindness of strangers.

Ritu:

Seventeen pounds a ticket??? Flabbergasted!

A J Shawler:

“Dayo was flabbergasted!”
“Sorry, FLABBER-WHAT-NOW?”

“Spell FLABBERGASTED.”
“That’s a word?”

His glory leaves me flabbergasted.

“Get out, you flabbergasted buffoon!”

Val Fish:

Pregnant! Flabbergasted! It’s a miracle!

Me? Flabbergasted? That’s an understatement!

Simon Farnell:

Flabbergasted by size of ship!

The stupidity had me flabbergasted!

Tessa:

Hospital bill? I am flabbergasted!

I’m rewriting my manuscript. Flabbergasted!

It’s May. 82 degrees. Flabbergasted!

***

Image result for funny quotes aliens

30 responses to “Can You Tell A Story In…”

  1. I’ll take the obvious one before anyone else grabs it: It wasn’t me! Really! Aliens…

    Liked by 1 person

    1. I don’t blame you!

      Liked by 1 person

  2. Kids… They are really aliens…

    Liked by 1 person

      1. You know!!!

        Liked by 1 person

  3. I don’t believe in aliens.
    Could I be an alien?

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Very good, Robbie 🙂

      Like

  4. Aliens permeate fabric of society!
    Only aliens allowed in government.
    Aliens alter algorithm at Amazon.
    Get you! Aliens invading? … Argh!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Super, Jacqui! Thank you 🙂

      Like

  5. Mr Paul L Mastaglio Avatar
    Mr Paul L Mastaglio

    “Aliens? Not in my backyard!”

    Cheers Paul 😀

    Liked by 1 person

    1. This made me smile 🙂

      Like

  6. Ooh I like this one! 😉

    One can never predict aliens!

    Humans are stupid! – Alien proverb. (ok I missed the s let’s call it creative license :-D)

    The aliens took my brain!

    Have a great weekend Esther 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

    1. I’ll let you off this once, Simon!

      Like

      1. You’ll let me off? Almost sounds like I’ve been bad 😂

        Liked by 1 person

      2. Well, you did miss the ‘s’ off…

        Like

  7. Once where friends, now aliens.
    They had become aliens overnight.
    “Aliens,” they yelled, avoiding mirrors.
    THEY were the real aliens.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. All four have that something. Thanks, Chelsea 🙂

      Liked by 1 person

      1. They kept wanting to theme.

        Liked by 1 person

      2. I’m so glad they did!

        Liked by 1 person

  8. Humans were once the Aliens.

    Aliens? Out of this world.

    Aliens afternoon tea. Flying saucers.

    Alien bloggers. Won’t answer comments.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Love that last one!

      Liked by 1 person

  9. valfish56 Avatar
    valfish56

    Tidy teenagers; an alien concept.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. That is soooo true!

      Like

  10. Tessa Avatar
    Tessa

    I don’t believe in Aliens.
    My neighbor is an Alien.
    My dad’s afraid of Aliens.
    Aliens will rule the world.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Four entertaining stories!

      Liked by 1 person

      1. Tessa Avatar
        Tessa

        Thanks!

        Liked by 1 person

      2. Tessa Avatar
        Tessa

        Thank you!

        Liked by 1 person

  11. valfish56 Avatar
    valfish56

    The Alien Chestburster – simply heart-stopping.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Very clever, Val 🙂

      Like

  12. valfish56 Avatar
    valfish56

    Thanks Esther

    Liked by 1 person

Leave a comment

Discover more from Esther Chilton

Subscribe now to keep reading and get access to the full archive.

Continue reading