Talk about state the obvious…
Funny Of The Week/Nutty Newspaper Tips Part One
Talk about state the obvious…
16 responses to “Funny Of The Week/Nutty Newspaper Tips Part One”
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You’ll recognise this person by account that that don’t have all their limbs! lol
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• Don’t repeatedly poke them with sticks.
• Do not wear a swimsuit made of meat, and do lengths in said stretch of infested water. -
– Don’t call a male Alligator, Steve. This provokes them.
– Never ask one to dinner. They’re not social. -
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To Esther,
A wonderful tutor, purveyor of delightful and fun challenges and an individual who has helped my writing grow.
To all you lovely folk who frequent Esther’s blog, I wish you all a very Merry Christmas and a great New Year.
Here’s hoping you find writing success in 2017.
Jason.
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Awww, what a lovely thing to say. Thank you, Jason. Wishing you and your family a wonderful Christmas and all the best for 2017.
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On holiday in Florida a few years ago, I visited the town of Celebration (like Stepford, only with less humanity). Alongside one of the main shopping and eating areas there’s a lake with steps down to its edge and a rocking chair on one of the bottom steps. A few feet out in the water stands a sign that reads: It is a violation of Florida law to feed or harass alligators. Needless to say, I felt no inclination to go down and settle into the rocking chair.
Esther Chilton 
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